How to Transport Peacocks?

Everyone knows that for my birthday, gifts should be something for "Velyka Rodyna" (The Big Family). So on February 7th, I received two virtual peacocks.

Materializing them was complicated by the need to set up a "closed sky" (you know, like the anti-drone protection on our ring road). We fussed over this for almost two months, and finally, a sunny day arrived when everything seemed ready.

The vehicle's size was debated for a long time—a semi-truck, a Gazelle, or maybe a Fiat Doblo van? We even joked about tying a red ribbon to their tails if they didn't fit in the trunk!)) Then it was amazing to see Mr. Viacheslav cutting a corner off a construction bag, sticking that divinely beautiful head with funny little horn-like feathers through it, and wrapping all the rest with regular old tape! And that was it!!! You could put it in a passenger car, or even in the "Birkin", and entertain people on the subway.

Upon arrival at "Velyka Rodyna", it turned out that peacocks are just pimped-out chickens. When we let them into our poultry yard, our regular chickens turned around in indignation and left the battlefield, hiding in the barn.

In short, BEAUTY WINS. "People, be mutually beautiful!" As always, Lina Kostenko is right.